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The Walter Paisley Movie House is dedicated to the appreciation of the little engines that could not. A bearer of witness to those who try so, so hard, and fail with the beauty and grace of a Van Damme splits montage. A missionary on a quest to spread the Gospel of Garbage, to bring forth the heathen of mainstream cinema, and baptize them in the John Waters.

Dylan Roahrig, Proprietor of The Walter Paisley Movie House

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