The Walter Paisley Movie House
Punning after offing a baddie? Check. Training montage that involved our hero overcoming their fears? Check. Ridiculously high body count? Check and mate!
Rubber monsters, damsels in distress, square-jawed heroes, styrofoam tombstones, and visible wires!
Aqua-Net and high-waisted bikinis set to 60s surf rock. Sorry, Frankie! Annette is nowhere near this beach.
Blondes, boobs, blood, and bad acting!
Films that defied genre and created their own species.
In the 1970's animals and insects diligently attempted mass genocide of the entire human race. The cinema tried to warn us all!
Tasteless innuendo, unresolved subplots, suborned assault, and wise grandparents played by cherished Tinseltown icons.
From very special episodes, to ripped from the headlines movies of the week, this is the spot to revel in the trashy goodness of exploitation TV!
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